Cured Bath Chaps

Bath chaps are the flesh from a pig's head, removed from the skull and wrapped around the tongue. The "bath" part refers to the town of Bath, England, where the preparation became famous. I assume the "chaps" part refers to the two meaty jowls straddling the thinner snout, though that's just a guess. Bath chaps are usually brined then simmered, and either eaten hot or cooled and used as a cold-cut.

There is a very similar preparation from old Italian peasant cookery called porchetta di testa. As I say often on this blog, I favour the strong Anglo-Saxon descriptions, even if they aren't as precise or pretty as the French, Italian, Latin, et c.


The Process

1. Clean the head. This was the first time I've worked with a whole pig's head. Usually the entire animal is cut in half down the spine and through the head. Bath chaps require an intact head. If you ask your pork vendor really, really nicely, they should be able to get one for you.

The head must be cleaned thoroughly. Considering how much hair is on a live pig, the abattoirs do a pretty good job of cleaning them up, but there will always be some persistent whiskers that need to be shaved or singed off with a blowtorch. Beware that burning hair has a very strong, peculiar smell, so it's best to work outside or at the very least under a proper vent hood. After singeing, scrape the black residue away with a knife and wipe the skin clean. There will be a few nooks that need to be cleaned, notably the folds of the ears. Q-tips don't stand a chance: you have to use a slender knife. You may find it easier to clean the inner parts of the ear after the head has been boned out. Actually I sometimes cut the ear canals out instead of cleaning them.


2. Bone out the head. You can remove all of the flesh from the skull in one piece. Make an incision under the chin, then start cutting the jowls away from the jaw, staying as close to the bone as possible. Work up the jaws, past the temples and eyes to the earls and forehead, and finish with the snout. There is a good video of Chris Cosentino boning out a head here. He also describes the basic process for making porchetta di testa.

Once the meat has been removed from the skull, the tongue can be harvested. My first inclination was to open the pig's mouth and cut out the tongue, but by the magic of rigor mortis, the jaw muscle was thoroughly seized. The best course of action is to cut and pull the tongue out through the bottom jaw. A detailed description of the process can be read here (the description is for game animals, but the details are transferable to swine...)

You should now have one sheet of flesh and one tongue.


3. Cure the meat. I cured the head and tongue as I do bacon, pancetta, and jowls ("guanciale"). My "house cure" contains fir (part of my ongoing attempt to eat my Christmas tree), juniper, brown sugar, black pepper, kosher salt, curing salt, bay, garlic, nutmeg, and herbs. Cover the meat with the cure and leave for a week in the fridge, or until the flesh is firm throughout.



4. Roll and tie the meat. In the video mentioned above, Cosentino tucks the tongue into the snout, then rolls the entire sheet of flesh in one direction. His finished cross-section is one spiral.

I tried a different rolling method, one that was intended to preserve the natural shape of the head, with the bulbous "brain portion" tapering to the snout. I rolled the two jowls towards the centre. The rolled head looked absolutely ridiculous (see below), especially with the awkward seam where the two rolled jowls met. In the end, however, I think it resulted in a more interesting cross-section. I'll talk more about that later.



5. Cook the bath chaps. Ideally this is done by sealing the chaps in plastic and cooking sous-vide. There are several advantages to the vacuum packing:

• the gelatin released by the meat is kept in the chaps, binding the different elements and resulting in a more cohesive product,
  
• none of the flavours from the cure are leached into the cooking liquid, and
  
• the meat cooks more evenly.
  

Unfortunately I didn't have access to a vacuum packer, so I just covered the bath chaps in cheesecloth and simmered them. I threw some mirepoix into the poaching liquid.



6. Slice. Frankly I was discouraged by how ridiculous the bath chaps looked in their whole, uncooked form, but when I sliced them after cooking, I was overjoyed. The cross-section was striking and distinctive: the shades of red and pink and white, the symmetrical curls of the jowls, the bright band of ear cartilage clinging to the perimeter.


7. Consume. You might expect something like this to taste as odd as it looks. This was not the case, not by a long shot. Honestly it tasted like bologna. Most of the interest came from textural interplay: the firm meat, the slightly chewy skin, and the crunch of the ear.


The meat was sliced very thinly, arranged on a broad, round plate, sprinkled with salt, black pepper, and pumpkin seed oil, and garnished with the following salad.

• shaved ambrosia apples
• peppergrass (a fiery shoot that tastes like nasturtium)
• toasted pumpkin seeds
• a vinaigrette made of 2 parts pumpkin seed oil and 1 part apple cider vinegar, with a bit of hot English mustard
• salt and pepper
  

This is a preparation that I'm sure I will try again at some point. Next time I would like to vacuum-pack the bath chaps before simmering, as I think a lot of the flavour from my cure was lost to the cooking liquid.

Looking at the picture of the whole pig's head, then at the picture of the finished plate, I'm amazed by the transformation. Very gratifying.

Button Soup Pork Dinner

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Button Soup Pork Dinner

The Button Soup Supper Club's February dinner was based around the least desirable cuts from two hogs, namely:

• two heads,
• two tails, and
  
• four hind trotters.

These cuts contain pounds (pounds!) of good meat and fat that usually end up in the garbage. With a little effort, they made a dinner for six guests, with lots of leftovers.


A Quick Apology, in the second sense of the word.

The cooking that I am taught in school, and the cooking that I practice in restaurants, is a bit, to speak delicately, narrow. It focuses on a few "choice" cuts of meat, like rack of lamb, breast of poultry, and loin of pork and beef: relatively lean, tender cuts that can be cooked to order over dry heat.

I sometimes joke about how strange Albertan cows must look, as they only yield tenderloins, striploins, and cheeks (as opposed to, say, Vietnamese cows, which give us flank, brisket, tripe, tendon, and a myriad of other delicacies.)

I don't mean to suggest that cooking a filet mignon is a cop out: obviously there are subtleties to the preparation, and pleasure in the consumption of those choice cuts. But cooking the less desirable "variety cuts" is a different experience entirely. You may have to research and experiment with cooking methods, and you'll most likely spend a great deal more time in the preparation. The meat, however, goes through a remarkable transformation, one much more profound and striking then when you sear a tenderloin. In the end you are sometimes rewarded with a new set of tastes and textures.

Some of the following posts are a little weird, but I want to stress that my goal in writing them isn't to shock or disturb. The posts are rooted in curiosity, as well as a reverence for farmers, pigs, and the culinary heritage that informed the meal.

An interesting thing about the heads, tails, and trotters: though they are rarely used, strictly speaking they aren't offal. Offal is any part of the animal that isn't included in the dressed carcass. When you buy a side of pork, the viscera such as the liver, heart, and kidneys have been removed. Those organs and muscles are the offal. The head, tail, and trotters, however, remain on a dressed side of pork. These cuts are therefore extremely easy to get from vendors at the farmers' market, and insanely cheap to boot (trotters are a buck a piece). Anyways, here is the menu from the dinner. Posts on each course will follow shortly.


Bill of Fare

To Begin : cured bath chaps with apples, peppergrass, and pumpkin seeds

Soup: lentils in broth with crisp smoked tail

Main : trotters stuffed with potato and morels, braised cabbage, and apple wine

To End : sugar pie, brown beer with raspberry liqueur, and the last of the season’s rumpot